Jerk Jerk Squat Smash: A Dance Number

Mr. Niceguy walks into a bar on a Sunday night, still dressed in his church clothes, his bible tucked under his armpit. He takes a seat at the counter and orders a glass of water. The bartender looks him over once and obliges. He reaches for his wallet but the gentleman stops him. “Water’s free” … Continue reading Jerk Jerk Squat Smash: A Dance Number

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Cigarette Smokes in a Silent Bar, Alias: Kwame Rasta and the Heartless World

"If i had just one wish, i'd wish everything in the world was free, but like the only thing you had to pay for was a heart. Not just that, but that the heart would be very very very cheap so everyone could afford one...but if everything was free, would anything really be cheap? Anyways, … Continue reading Cigarette Smokes in a Silent Bar, Alias: Kwame Rasta and the Heartless World

Matilda

“Hello….Matilda?” “Daddyyyyy!!!! Good afternoon, good afternoon, good afternoon” “Hahaaaa good afternoon princess, how’s my little angel doing today?” “I’m okay I’m okay, this place really isn’t that bad after all Daddy, its amazing really” “Well, I’m glad you’re doing fine there, you know how your mom and I were worried about your placement” “It’s really … Continue reading Matilda